Amazon.com - To Hell with those scumbags!

I use Amazon for Advertising my business. We do a small amount of business through them and they are very difficult to deal with. Although they make about a gaziilion dollars a year, the wonderful little world that is Amazon Land has no Telephones! So even though I am a Direct Vendor of theirs, I can only contact them by "Email" or an old school Western Union Wire Gram.

I always think that Jeff Bezos sits behind a curtain like a midget "wizard" counting his billions and looking at cheap classified for a new 1998 Toyota Carola with low miles.

Why Am I Bringing This Up? I just got a random email from Amazon... I have no Frickin clue what in tarnation this JagOv is even talkin about.... This guy is a real good salesmen. Contacing me out of the blue with jibbrish that makes no sense to me.. Read this crap...


> Dwight Wayne wrote:
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>> John,
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>> With this innovative new service, you send inventory directly to Amazon where it is stored and managed in a secure, climate controlled facility. When orders are received, Amazon will professionally pick, pack and ship the product direct to your customer.
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>> Amazon.com processes millions of orders a year while consistently ranking as one of the most trusted and highest customer satisfaction rated e-commerce companies. To maintain this unique combination, we have developed one of the most advanced online order processing and fulfillment operations in the world. From the advanced web-to-warehouse high speed picking and sorting system to our complete shipping carrier integration, Amazon's technology results in your customers getting what they ordered, when they ordered it.
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>> Regards,
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>> Dwight
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>> | Dwight W**** | Sales Representative, Merchant Services |
>> | Amazon Services - an Amazon.com Company |
>> | ph: 206.266.**** | dwight**@amazon.com |
>> | 705 5th Ave South | Seattle, WA 98104 |
>> | www.amazon.com

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So here is my response to this guy... This is straight from the heart...
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John F wrote:
> AMAZON is the Devil and Jeff Bezos even laughs and looks like Satan. Aiming to put all etailers out of business. Kind of like how Home Depot & Lowes killed the old school local hardware store. Jeff is Satan and I renounce Satan. You are working for the devil and this is bad.
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>Don't think its bad Dwight? To work for the Devil? Then go and Pick up a Copy of Devils Advocate and and Ask Keanue-nanoo-nanoo Reeves... it plain old fucked him up and his marriage to his hot wife Charlize Theron (Who by the way has a wonderful set of titties)
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>Go say 5 Hail Mary's and 16 Our Fathers then take a bath in Holy Water. Then cook up yourself some of those old fashion Grits, like your momma used to make. Only then Dwight, will you be able to also renounce Satan and can be accepted into the Kingdom of the Lord.
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>God Bless You Dwight,
> ~ John

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Maybe he will scratch his head like I did wondering what the fuck he was talking about.

~ JT ---- Ciao Bitches