Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Toby Keith - Tampa Ford Amphitheater

Toby Keith at the Ford Amphitheater with Montgomery Gentry

June 28th 2008

Nothing like a little good old fashioned Cowboy Music and Flag Flying to pump up your blood pressure. Specially when its Toby Keith singing songs about kicking the shit out of our Towel Headed Enemies. Specially when the Tampa Dime Piece Factor is about 4-1!!!

This was a fantastic show. I enjoyed the most out of the 6 Pack of Miller Light I drank on the way up and the $11 "oil cans" i drank at the show. We followed that up with a run to the Dallas Bull for a few more long necks. Wifey Tampa was driving the tricked out F250. So I sported my Ford Tee and rolled old school.

I am retired from the old rock shows. Motley Crue. Been there done that. Kiss. Same show (although a good one) every time. Van Halen. AWFUL (See the videos I posted). and I have come to this realization.... Concerts is about Broads as much as it is the Music and getting drunk. I haven't seen a truly hot chick (Dime Piece) at a rock show since 1996. PERIOD. Maybe 1 per show. The music is loud and usually sounds like shit without ear plugs to filter out the highs. Not needed at the country show. PLUS the chicks are MUCH MUCH hotter.

Toby Keith and Montgomery Gentry was a case point in this theory.

So Here it is.. At the gym I listen to Crue, Puddle of Mudd, Van Halen, Preist... But in the car I now listen to Country (which I did back in the late 80's + Early 90's -- Never liked Grunge). Its better music period.

Now I got seats for Kenny Chesney( Center Orchestra Row 3) - Rascle Flats (Center Orch Row 10) (Who I do NOT like) -- And Brooks & Dunn (Center Orc Row 8).... I will keep you posted and post more pictures of upcoming shows..

So here are the photos from Toby Keith in Tampa on 6-28.... Had shitty seats as usual.

#1 The Top 4 Reasons To See A Country Concert...


Montgomery Gentry. Excellent.


Johnny and Wifey Tampa Time for a frickin diet!!

This is the crowd for Montgomery Gentry!! Frickin Sick was like 80,000 people!
The crowd for Toby Keith... Was like 124,000 people sold out!
(the guy looking at the camera - Hear the pigs squealing?)
Great Stage was the front grill of an F250 -
End of show with him playing Angry America Made me cry actually.
Wifey Tampa... Taking Pictures of Toby Keith's Penis??
Great Show..




Fireworks when the curtain fell.. Ala Kiss..

OK Bring the smack... I can handle it!
JohnnyTampa Over & Out Bitches.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

THIS might just be the MOST SILLY thing ever said by you.

First of all, country music is CRAP. The only good things about country music are:..Faith Hill...Shania Twain..and what is under the wife's hat.

Yes, there are some good looking woman that go to the concerts...but there are also a lot of WAR PIGS that can DENTAL FLOSS WITH ROPE...listening to how there out of work boyfriend's truck broke down and there dog left them.

All the OLD school major country stars..Johhny Cash..Willie Nelson..Waylon Jennings..Kenny Rogers..ALL FAILED AT BEING ROCK STARS FIRST!!

Now, lets take Garth Brooks...Probably the BIGGEST country star ever....THE BIGGEST REASON he is in the music business....HIS IDOL...PAUL STANLEY OF KISS....THAT is NO BULL SHIT..JUST THE FACTS.


STEEL GUITAR SUCKS...MOST OF COUNTRY MUSIC IS COMPLETE CRAP!!

JohnnyTampa said...

Oh No. IT IS TRUE!! OTHER THAN WHITE LION AND MAYBE GIUFFRIA OR TRICKSTER.. THERE IS NO OTHER ROCK BAND THAT CAN HOLD A STICK TO A KENNY CHESNEY SHOW.

MAYBE THIS IS THE SILLIEST THING I EVER SAID.


YOU CANT STOCK GIUFFRIA!!