I Got Nothing. Just figured I'm make a post.
The Red Sox Suck... Thats It.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
NCAA Tourney
Our annual NCAA March Madness Tourney is open for registration.
$50 Entry Fee We pay 50% to the winner and the rest of the money is divided out. Depending on the number of entries will depend on how many places we pay out.
All the money get paid out, there is no "rake".
You can send the money in to:
John Fidi
C/O Go Live Inc
10600 47th ST N
Clearwater, FL 33762
or Via PayPal to : johnnytampa@gmail.com
Once we receive payment you will be givin our password and link to our Net Brackets entry form.
The whole thing is done online by Net Brackets:
Rules are simple:
Games in each round are worth a certain amount of points as follows:
Round 1: 5 + underdog bonus
Round 2: 10 + underdog bonus
Round 3: 15 + underdog bonus
Round 4: 20 + underdog bonus
Round 5: 25 + underdog bonus
Round 6: 30 + underdog bonus
Scoring also includes an Underdog Bonus. Underdog (lower seeded) picks that win will receive the difference in the seeds of the game's teams as a bonus.
Pick Cutoff Time: The Pick cutoff time will be the official start time of the first game on Thursday morning, March 26, 2009.
Contact me if you have any questions!
$50 Entry Fee We pay 50% to the winner and the rest of the money is divided out. Depending on the number of entries will depend on how many places we pay out.
All the money get paid out, there is no "rake".
You can send the money in to:
John Fidi
C/O Go Live Inc
10600 47th ST N
Clearwater, FL 33762
or Via PayPal to : johnnytampa@gmail.com
Once we receive payment you will be givin our password and link to our Net Brackets entry form.
The whole thing is done online by Net Brackets:
Rules are simple:
Games in each round are worth a certain amount of points as follows:
Round 1: 5 + underdog bonus
Round 2: 10 + underdog bonus
Round 3: 15 + underdog bonus
Round 4: 20 + underdog bonus
Round 5: 25 + underdog bonus
Round 6: 30 + underdog bonus
Scoring also includes an Underdog Bonus. Underdog (lower seeded) picks that win will receive the difference in the seeds of the game's teams as a bonus.
Pick Cutoff Time: The Pick cutoff time will be the official start time of the first game on Thursday morning, March 26, 2009.
Contact me if you have any questions!
Monday, December 22, 2008
Trojan Condoms
Whatever you may think of Trojan Condoms, one thing is for sure, they are America's Most Trusted Brand. Now time to take the salesman Hat off and get down to the truth...
Trojan Condoms are Garbage. They are thick feeling (Almost like a raincoat), they smell like burnt latex shit, our customers complain that they Break (probably due to improper use) and they are not the choice of the Condom Man himself.
I have tried every one and trust me, my nightstand has none. Why? Because they suck.
So why are they the number one condom in America? Well because the makers of Trojan like to pay for shelf space at your favorite Wal-Mart and CVS, Target, Walgreens Etc. No other reason. They pay those stores stupid money to buy an end cap or the best placement, most viewed shelf in the Condom Aisle. So they are only number one because of that reason and no other. At our store they are the 5th or 6th most popular... That's saying something..
`Johnny Tampa Out
Trojan Condoms are Garbage. They are thick feeling (Almost like a raincoat), they smell like burnt latex shit, our customers complain that they Break (probably due to improper use) and they are not the choice of the Condom Man himself.
I have tried every one and trust me, my nightstand has none. Why? Because they suck.
So why are they the number one condom in America? Well because the makers of Trojan like to pay for shelf space at your favorite Wal-Mart and CVS, Target, Walgreens Etc. No other reason. They pay those stores stupid money to buy an end cap or the best placement, most viewed shelf in the Condom Aisle. So they are only number one because of that reason and no other. At our store they are the 5th or 6th most popular... That's saying something..
`Johnny Tampa Out
Large Condoms
Large Condoms come in may shapes and textures. Some Lubricated and some not lubricated. Whether you are looking for ones with Extra Headroom or ones that are Larger from top to bottom, we have all of the ones available on the market.
From Trojan Magnums (The standard Large Condom) to The Trustex Extra Large (The most sensitive larger sized condom), to ones that are stupid huge like the NaturalLamb (Made out of the Large Intestine of a dead sheep, yeah that's right)The Condom Depot has got which ever one you could possibly need or want.
All of that and with Great prices and free shipping. Check them out and order up some..
From Trojan Magnums (The standard Large Condom) to The Trustex Extra Large (The most sensitive larger sized condom), to ones that are stupid huge like the NaturalLamb (Made out of the Large Intestine of a dead sheep, yeah that's right)The Condom Depot has got which ever one you could possibly need or want.
All of that and with Great prices and free shipping. Check them out and order up some..
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Christmas Time and some great gifts for her!!
Nothing says Christmas like a good old fashioned Vibrator. Think about it, its a gift that keeps on giving!
With that said, here is a plug for the Store. No need to read the rest of this post as its just an advertisement for Vibrators for Women.
Vibrators
The store has some great vibrators in many sizes and shapes and forms. If you are looking to buy a good quality product check out "Kims Favorites". You cant go wrong there.
Vibrators For Women
That is what we sell. Simply the best vibrators that ladys will love! If your woman is looking for a good quality toy. Send her there. We will take care of her and ship the goods in a plain box with no mention o whats in the box.
Sex Toys
Again these products are a bunch cheaper than jewelry, last longer than flowers, and chocolate will just make her fat. With that said SpicyGear is the best place for your Christmas Gifts for her!
With that said, here is a plug for the Store. No need to read the rest of this post as its just an advertisement for Vibrators for Women.
Vibrators
The store has some great vibrators in many sizes and shapes and forms. If you are looking to buy a good quality product check out "Kims Favorites". You cant go wrong there.
Vibrators For Women
That is what we sell. Simply the best vibrators that ladys will love! If your woman is looking for a good quality toy. Send her there. We will take care of her and ship the goods in a plain box with no mention o whats in the box.
Sex Toys
Again these products are a bunch cheaper than jewelry, last longer than flowers, and chocolate will just make her fat. With that said SpicyGear is the best place for your Christmas Gifts for her!
Monday, November 10, 2008
2009 Swimsuit Calendar Photoshoot
Last week was hard work for me. Me and Kyle Toops had the unforgiving responsibility of dealing with a bunch of Snobby Models for the CondomDepot.com 2009 Swimsuit Calendar. Sweating and busting our butts to make sure the girls looked decent. (Stevie Lynn on the Right)
If that ain't a crock of crap nothing is. The girls were all fantastic and each one had a personality nicer than the last. I was very impressed.
We took some excellent photos and shot some great video for the new CondomDepot TV channel we are launching in January.
Check Out the Behind the scenes Video Here > Check all this week as we have a crap load of video to go through and are uploading them as soon as we can!
Special shout out to Mia Mason! She made the trip from Michigan to be a part of the photo shoot and she was very cool and looked great in her photos, this girl is going to go places! 
Also have to say thanks to our winner Brandyce Lee who came out, looked wonderful and has the funnest personality ever!Here is a small sampling of the girls and you can order your 2009 Swimsuit Calendar Here > Buy 5, they are only $20 each and they look much better than the Hooters Calendar!!
Monday, October 20, 2008
Red Sox Loss ... Blame Steven King!!
All Right Red Sox Fans, its time for you to all shut the hell up. You was spanked by the Rays and Matt Garza and David Price with the game winner from Red Sox Country's own Rocco Baldelli. So the time is now for you to shut the hell up.
Now that the Rays have beaten the Red Sox, I will tell you this. Blame Steven King. The author is simply put a RUDE ASSHOLE.
Mrs. Tampa is a big fan of this fugly monster and it just so happened he sat in our Box during Game 7 at the Trop. My wife saw him and wanted to meet him so we walked up 10 rows (he sat in seats 1-2 just like we do on the aisle) and Kim told him and I quote : "Mr King, I am a huge fan of your work, I own all your books and my favorite movie is "the shinning". it would be huge to me if I could take a picture with you".. He flat out told her her and I quote "I don't take pictures. I'm at the ballpark". Then looked away. I laughed and was happy for 2 reasons. 1.) I will save money as my wife wont but his brand of Steven King garbage ever again(Thanks Mr. Steven King you jag ov). 2.) BAD KARMA was created by the rude way he did that!! Now about 10 other people in our box came in and said he was an asshole to them also.
It's funny because Brian Knobbs "Nasty Boy" who also sat near us during this series
had no problems taking pictures with Sox fans (Even when they would throw beer and peanuts at him. Same with Dick Vitale and John Cena and Little Wayne for that matter.
Mind you all this took place about 1 hour before opening pitch so fuck Steven King and his sick mind. PS- he is easily the ugliest, gawkiest, dirtiest looking man ever.
Unfortunately, 90% of all Sox fans are Bandwaggon Jumpers that are not baseball fans. 1 of whom will actually reads this. I have season tix at Tropicana Field on the Visitors side in the field side box and have to deal with stupid, crude, rude and violent fans at every game. and will tell you this Sox fans steal the prize for Jack-Assness. Even the assholes that paid $400 a ticket to sit next to me on stub hub during Game 1 and 2.
So with that, Steven King is a mutt and the Red Sox are on a flight back to Logan. Good Riddance Jerks. But blame Steven King for his rudeness to Rays Fans and being a typical Red Sox asshole fan. Bad Karma caused the loss.
See you at World Series Game 1!!
Now that the Rays have beaten the Red Sox, I will tell you this. Blame Steven King. The author is simply put a RUDE ASSHOLE.
Mrs. Tampa is a big fan of this fugly monster and it just so happened he sat in our Box during Game 7 at the Trop. My wife saw him and wanted to meet him so we walked up 10 rows (he sat in seats 1-2 just like we do on the aisle) and Kim told him and I quote : "Mr King, I am a huge fan of your work, I own all your books and my favorite movie is "the shinning". it would be huge to me if I could take a picture with you".. He flat out told her her and I quote "I don't take pictures. I'm at the ballpark". Then looked away. I laughed and was happy for 2 reasons. 1.) I will save money as my wife wont but his brand of Steven King garbage ever again(Thanks Mr. Steven King you jag ov). 2.) BAD KARMA was created by the rude way he did that!! Now about 10 other people in our box came in and said he was an asshole to them also.
It's funny because Brian Knobbs "Nasty Boy" who also sat near us during this series
had no problems taking pictures with Sox fans (Even when they would throw beer and peanuts at him. Same with Dick Vitale and John Cena and Little Wayne for that matter.
Mind you all this took place about 1 hour before opening pitch so fuck Steven King and his sick mind. PS- he is easily the ugliest, gawkiest, dirtiest looking man ever.
Unfortunately, 90% of all Sox fans are Bandwaggon Jumpers that are not baseball fans. 1 of whom will actually reads this. I have season tix at Tropicana Field on the Visitors side in the field side box and have to deal with stupid, crude, rude and violent fans at every game. and will tell you this Sox fans steal the prize for Jack-Assness. Even the assholes that paid $400 a ticket to sit next to me on stub hub during Game 1 and 2.
So with that, Steven King is a mutt and the Red Sox are on a flight back to Logan. Good Riddance Jerks. But blame Steven King for his rudeness to Rays Fans and being a typical Red Sox asshole fan. Bad Karma caused the loss.
See you at World Series Game 1!!
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