Sunday, September 25, 2011

Back at it.

Funny how lack of time dictates lack of keeping up on this blog. For obvious reasons this blog is near the bottom of my priority list. Partly because I type about 20 words a minute, and partly due to the large number of readers subscribed to the blog (3 I believe it says at the bottom of which Im pretty sure I make up 2 of them).

So here is what my top 5 for Sunday 9/25/11.

#1 Barack Obama ( Read the archives I spen much of my time complaining about this idiot)
Andjust to give him the benefit of the doubt, the guy isnt all that smart. So Im at the point of simply not wasting my time on the the guy cause he bit off much more than he is capable of handeling.

#2 Herman Cain - Right now I'm leaning even more "the Godfather" side, specially being he won the Florida Straw Poll. I still like his 9-9-9 taxing idea and being that Ron Paul isn't electable He'll get my vote. Mind you I have liked him since day 1. Mind you I strongly support the Tea Party.

#4 Packers. Scary how good this team is.

#5 Rays. Talk about what might be the LUCKIEST team ever to get into the playoffs. If the Sox Lose (13th Inning right now) The Rays can win to be in. Sox fave Baltimore.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

First Post This Year

I Got Nothing. Just figured I'm make a post.

The Red Sox Suck... Thats It.

Monday, March 16, 2009

NCAA Tourney

Our annual NCAA March Madness Tourney is open for registration.

$50 Entry Fee We pay 50% to the winner and the rest of the money is divided out. Depending on the number of entries will depend on how many places we pay out.

All the money get paid out, there is no "rake".

You can send the money in to:

John Fidi
C/O Go Live Inc
10600 47th ST N
Clearwater, FL 33762

or Via PayPal to : johnnytampa@gmail.com

Once we receive payment you will be givin our password and link to our Net Brackets entry form.

The whole thing is done online by Net Brackets:

Rules are simple:
Games in each round are worth a certain amount of points as follows:

Round 1: 5 + underdog bonus
Round 2: 10 + underdog bonus
Round 3: 15 + underdog bonus
Round 4: 20 + underdog bonus
Round 5: 25 + underdog bonus
Round 6: 30 + underdog bonus

Scoring also includes an Underdog Bonus. Underdog (lower seeded) picks that win will receive the difference in the seeds of the game's teams as a bonus.

Pick Cutoff Time: The Pick cutoff time will be the official start time of the first game on Thursday morning, March 26, 2009.

Contact me if you have any questions!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Trojan Condoms

Whatever you may think of Trojan Condoms, one thing is for sure, they are America's Most Trusted Brand. Now time to take the salesman Hat off and get down to the truth...

Trojan Condoms are Garbage. They are thick feeling (Almost like a raincoat), they smell like burnt latex shit, our customers complain that they Break (probably due to improper use) and they are not the choice of the Condom Man himself.

I have tried every one and trust me, my nightstand has none. Why? Because they suck.

So why are they the number one condom in America? Well because the makers of Trojan like to pay for shelf space at your favorite Wal-Mart and CVS, Target, Walgreens Etc. No other reason. They pay those stores stupid money to buy an end cap or the best placement, most viewed shelf in the Condom Aisle. So they are only number one because of that reason and no other. At our store they are the 5th or 6th most popular... That's saying something..


`Johnny Tampa Out

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