A thank you to Benjamin Charles

A thank you for the CondomDepot.com (The best place online to buy condoms)
Priceless is the Chugging of the Mickeys and the look on his face when he realizes that a.) Mickeys tastes awful b.) in true TV style you cant drop a burp while filling.

So here is a plug for him and maybe 5 of the readers of this blog will Show the professional pizza constructor from Waterford, CT (Incidentally the State that CondomDepot.com was Born in - Plainville, CT)a little love here is his website and thanks Brother!

JT

Yahoo Music

Never seen this before but Yahoo actually has something cool about it.. I was wondering what Jerry Yang was doing with the 1/4 Million dollars or so I give him annually. Apparently he isn't gilding Solid Gold Fortune Cookies like a thought...

This Music Video Thin on Yahoo Music is much better than the shitty Quality on You Tube.. So take that Google!

T. Boone Pickens Plan for Wind Power

Anyone that thinks the energy situation in this country (And Across the World For That Mater) is no big deal or bitches that gas prices are too high should read little about the T. Boone Pickens plan for energy. Boone Pickens (Better known as the BP behind the BP gas stations) is out with his plan for saving the country and just did a spot on CNBC. Here is the just of what he says...

When asked why he is "lobbying" Washington (being that he is all about the money)...
"I'm not doing this for the money. I have plenty of money! I'm an American and I'm worried about my country."

He continued..

"70% of our oil is imported at a cost of $700 Billion a year, and its killing our economy."

Then explained his partial solution..

"38% of our fuel consumption is in government fleets and delivery trucks" and T. Boone wants the government to mandate that these fleets switch to natural gas. That will save the country $300 Billion a year and cut our dependency by 40%.

Then added..
"We are going to break our selfs on energy. At which point the candidates would not need to bother talking about Medicare or education because the country will have no money to spend on either."


My solution is a little simpler... Raise gas prices to $10 a gallon for UNLEADED GASOLINE. You will see that people will start to use Public Transportation or maybe ride a bike or walk (I'm as guilty as anyone on the gas thing). People will stop buying it and the towel heads will have to lower its price. PERIOD. remember its supply and demand. If you raise the price to $5 a gallon and people still waste it (like they are doing) that means you need to raise it to $10!


Boone Pickens is a genius when it comes to oil and energy all together and he reminds me of Ross Perot. I's like to see him run for president because these politicians are all jack-asses and its time for a Business Man to run this country like a business. Firing half the government would be a good start!

Here is Boones website he's been pushing all over TV:
www.Pickensplan.com


Here is some of his plan.. If you do not understand the Oil/Energy situation that we are in our if you do not understand why we we pay so much for gas .. Watch these educational videos (Video 2 is a great teaching tool that Osamma my Mamma should watch.. You Gotta Love This Guy!

PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4

PART 5


So in closing... Boone put on a clinic earlier this month on Squak Box CNBC. If you watch this whole series (all hour worth) you will be an Energy/Oil Expert. This man is the smartest out there..

Bobby Murcer - Yankee for Life

What a sad day for baseball fans everywhere. Yesterday one of the greatest Yankee players passed away of brain cancer. True Murcer did not have the numbers of say Mantle or DiMaggio, but his mark on Yankee fans everywhere was just as powerful.

I was too young to have seen him play but Bobby was the TV guy we watched when I was a kid watching Yankee Games. Him and Rizzuto. What great memories. I still remember Bobby taking off Rizzuto's hat and playing with his hair on air in the broadcast booth. I wish I can find only find that clip...

Watching him during the old timers game showing off his Temporary Tats (The Superman Logo / Barbwire) flexing his biceps to Jason Giambi.

And the Game winning HR Giambi hit and the call From Bobby with his slurred speech was another one of those memories that I will never forget.

And although I didn't see it, The memorable 5RBI (the only runs scored in the game) he put up after the death of his best friend Thurman Munson was one of the most underrated feats mentioned that has happened in baseball..

It wasn't until he left the booth for treatment that you realized how much you liked him as a broadcaster.. And then when he came back! Thank god! Boy did I miss listening to his perspective! Hes cured! Bobby's Back!

For true Yankee fans the passing of this great Yankee will be one of those "I remember where I was when Kennedy was assassinated" type of moments.

I am watching YES as I type this and how many people they have on talking about Bobby. And one thing is for sure.... He was a great guy that everyone loved and many people looked at Bobby as their hero. Truly a sad day... Specially on the eve of the All Star Game at Yankee Stadium.

Toby Keith - Tampa Ford Amphitheater

Toby Keith at the Ford Amphitheater with Montgomery Gentry

June 28th 2008

Nothing like a little good old fashioned Cowboy Music and Flag Flying to pump up your blood pressure. Specially when its Toby Keith singing songs about kicking the shit out of our Towel Headed Enemies. Specially when the Tampa Dime Piece Factor is about 4-1!!!

This was a fantastic show. I enjoyed the most out of the 6 Pack of Miller Light I drank on the way up and the $11 "oil cans" i drank at the show. We followed that up with a run to the Dallas Bull for a few more long necks. Wifey Tampa was driving the tricked out F250. So I sported my Ford Tee and rolled old school.

I am retired from the old rock shows. Motley Crue. Been there done that. Kiss. Same show (although a good one) every time. Van Halen. AWFUL (See the videos I posted). and I have come to this realization.... Concerts is about Broads as much as it is the Music and getting drunk. I haven't seen a truly hot chick (Dime Piece) at a rock show since 1996. PERIOD. Maybe 1 per show. The music is loud and usually sounds like shit without ear plugs to filter out the highs. Not needed at the country show. PLUS the chicks are MUCH MUCH hotter.

Toby Keith and Montgomery Gentry was a case point in this theory.

So Here it is.. At the gym I listen to Crue, Puddle of Mudd, Van Halen, Preist... But in the car I now listen to Country (which I did back in the late 80's + Early 90's -- Never liked Grunge). Its better music period.

Now I got seats for Kenny Chesney( Center Orchestra Row 3) - Rascle Flats (Center Orch Row 10) (Who I do NOT like) -- And Brooks & Dunn (Center Orc Row 8).... I will keep you posted and post more pictures of upcoming shows..

So here are the photos from Toby Keith in Tampa on 6-28.... Had shitty seats as usual.

#1 The Top 4 Reasons To See A Country Concert...

Montgomery Gentry. Excellent.

Johnny and Wifey Tampa Time for a frickin diet!!

This is the crowd for Montgomery Gentry!! Frickin Sick was like 80,000 people!

The crowd for Toby Keith... Was like 124,000 people sold out!
(the guy looking at the camera - Hear the pigs squealing?)

Great Stage was the front grill of an F250 -
End of show with him playing Angry America Made me cry actually.

Wifey Tampa... Taking Pictures of Toby Keith's Penis??

Great Show..

Fireworks when the curtain fell.. Ala Kiss..

OK Bring the smack... I can handle it!
JohnnyTampa Over & Out Bitches.

Amazon.com - To Hell with those scumbags!

I use Amazon for Advertising my business. We do a small amount of business through them and they are very difficult to deal with. Although they make about a gaziilion dollars a year, the wonderful little world that is Amazon Land has no Telephones! So even though I am a Direct Vendor of theirs, I can only contact them by "Email" or an old school Western Union Wire Gram.

I always think that Jeff Bezos sits behind a curtain like a midget "wizard" counting his billions and looking at cheap classified for a new 1998 Toyota Carola with low miles.

Why Am I Bringing This Up? I just got a random email from Amazon... I have no Frickin clue what in tarnation this JagOv is even talkin about.... This guy is a real good salesmen. Contacing me out of the blue with jibbrish that makes no sense to me.. Read this crap...


> Dwight Wayne wrote:
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>> John,
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>> With this innovative new service, you send inventory directly to Amazon where it is stored and managed in a secure, climate controlled facility. When orders are received, Amazon will professionally pick, pack and ship the product direct to your customer.
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>> Amazon.com processes millions of orders a year while consistently ranking as one of the most trusted and highest customer satisfaction rated e-commerce companies. To maintain this unique combination, we have developed one of the most advanced online order processing and fulfillment operations in the world. From the advanced web-to-warehouse high speed picking and sorting system to our complete shipping carrier integration, Amazon's technology results in your customers getting what they ordered, when they ordered it.
>>
>>
>>
>> Regards,
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>> Dwight
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>> ....................................................................................................................
>> | Dwight W**** | Sales Representative, Merchant Services |
>> | Amazon Services - an Amazon.com Company |
>> | ph: 206.266.**** | dwight**@amazon.com |
>> | 705 5th Ave South | Seattle, WA 98104 |
>> | www.amazon.com

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So here is my response to this guy... This is straight from the heart...
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John F wrote:
> AMAZON is the Devil and Jeff Bezos even laughs and looks like Satan. Aiming to put all etailers out of business. Kind of like how Home Depot & Lowes killed the old school local hardware store. Jeff is Satan and I renounce Satan. You are working for the devil and this is bad.
>
>Don't think its bad Dwight? To work for the Devil? Then go and Pick up a Copy of Devils Advocate and and Ask Keanue-nanoo-nanoo Reeves... it plain old fucked him up and his marriage to his hot wife Charlize Theron (Who by the way has a wonderful set of titties)
>
>Go say 5 Hail Mary's and 16 Our Fathers then take a bath in Holy Water. Then cook up yourself some of those old fashion Grits, like your momma used to make. Only then Dwight, will you be able to also renounce Satan and can be accepted into the Kingdom of the Lord.
>
>
>God Bless You Dwight,
> ~ John

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Maybe he will scratch his head like I did wondering what the fuck he was talking about.

~ JT ---- Ciao Bitches