Election 2008

I have it figured out. John McCain gets the official Johnny Tampa endorsement. Here is the VERY simple reason why.

There is no Bull Shit with Johnny Mac This is an HONEST good guy. A fucking war hero! A straight shooter.... Every debate or speech he has made is not full of fluff or exadjurations or bull shit.

He doesn't bash the others. Like Huckabee or Thompson or Ron Paul or Clinton or Obamma.

When asked a question he answers the question and doesn't play the role of a used car salesmen. His policy proposals make sense and he seams to understand the realities that no-one wants to accept...

a.) Iraq is NOT a simple "OK time to leave". Bush fucked that all up. The clean up is not as simple as the Democrats make it sound. They just like to blame the war on Bush and Bash the rest of the Republicans. But lets not forget that Clinton also endorsed the Iraq invasion. JMac has a REALISTIC plan to get the troops home and have them come come to a country that doesn't treat them like shit.

B.) The Democrats HATE THIS ONE.. You need to cut taxes and spending to fix this economy. Listening to Obamma and Clinton begs to ask where does all the cash come from to subsidize the poor? They seem to believe you tax the rich (Even more) and give to the poor, the Pied Piper strategy. Well remember that the money you take out of my pocket to subsidize the poor decision of some douche bag with 8 kids is money you take away from the economy. Its money I CANT SPEND with small businesses its one less meal a week I buy from the local restaurant owner its one more product I cant afford to buy. But hey, someone else can buy a little more crack with the food stamp they got because I paid more taxes. Obviously, it is my responsibility to pay at least a portion of one or two of these kids "Head Start" schooling.

This then causes that chain reaction.... I cant buy from the small business, small business looses revenue, small business stops growing, small business cant hire new people, small business starts laying off employees, small business files chapter 7... But hey, not all is lost... Someone got Head Start and a bag of dope.

AND REMEMBER THIS FACT

I have worked hard enough in my life to be fortunately well off. Guess what? I pay too much taxes. Here is an example the liberals do not understand..

Family 1 has 1 child and Earns $25,000 / Year
They fall into a 15% Tax Bracket because of their income. Total Tax they pay into the system.. 25,000 x .15 = $3750 a year.

Family 2 has 1 child and Earns $300,000 / Year
They now fall in a HIGHER tax bracket because they earn more money. Lets say a 30% Bracket (or maybe a 40%).. Total tax they pay into the system.. 300,000 x .30 = $90,000!

Wouldn't the "Rich" family still pay a fair share at the same 15% tax bracket? (They would then pay $45,000 in taxes compared to the $3,700!! But because of all this bull shit spending, they must pay DOUBLE the tax. That's Hog Wash!

Now explain to me how the hell this makes sense. Better yet, explain to me how the hell you can justify Obamma's speaking of raising taxes for rich... And going after the corporations to pay more tax!! I pay more tax then MOST people make a fucking year! And guess what I also pay more property tax too.

I'm sorry but if you find this fair, you're an idiot. Plain and simple.


One last parting note... Ron Paul preaches the "Abolish the IRS" and charge a National Sales Tax. I agree with this concept and it's what I want, BUT Ron Paul is incapable of leading the country.


So here is my clip of Sen. John McCain. I hope this makes sense to you and I hope you see the honesty of this man. He gets my VOTE based on his straight shooting, honesty and character. Two things NONE of the other candidates bring to the table!

The Last 30 Seconds Of This Clip Sun Him Up!

It's 3:42am & I'm still working!

WOW. Talk about a long day. I worked last night till 3:30am, got up around 9am and left for work at 10:15am. Left work at 7pm and now its almost 4am. That's and 18 Hour Day! Nice. Sorry for all the sorry jag'ovs that tell me "How Lucky I Am", let it be know that I am lucky enough to be un-lazy. I pulled this 18 Hour stuff starting Sunday and Figured I put in a good 115 Hours this week.

Well here is the reason for this blog. I just wrapped up a Word Press blog for a good friend of mine named Kendall aka "Special K". When I have some free time I don't mind helping a buddy out.

The guy installed the sick home theater system and all the Keypads and all the speakers in the ceilings and by the pool (All 30 grand worth) and then the day after he finished I moved to my beach house in St. Pete.

Well any ways I'm tired so check out his site > Home Theater Installers Tampa, Fl

I'm shutting this stupid lap-top down..

~ Johnny Tampa Audi

The funniest Joke Ever... I think so..

Here it is the funniest Joke Ever.. Told by the two people that tell it better than ANYONE elese.. Post post a comment as to who you think tells the Aristocrats Joke funnier.. My choices > Gilbert Godfried and Bob Saget.

GOP Debate in a State with a Combined IQ of Pickles

Ok I have a couple posts to get too. I just watched the Republican Debate and will post up my opinion.

Although I like to think of myself as a Republican, Watching this on Fox News and seeing the "exit" polling people they interviewed after the debate made me laugh my ass off.

I will say this, Republicans from South Carolina (At least the 3 toothed idiots they had on TV) have the intelligence level of tin foil. Out of the full room, all but 2 thought Thompson won this debate. The reason they thought he won? And I'm not making this up........ Because he was funny..

Yeah Funny...... " Funny How? Funny Like...Like Clown Funny?? Did He Amuse you??? How The Fuc&#^ Was he funny?? "

Let me tell you how..

He cracked a half witted joke that I really dont remember because it was ill placed.

It was Funny in a South Carolina kind of way.

Let me go on record here. About the only thing Thompson's got going for him is that Smoking Hot Wife.. Lucky him.

This guy is a BOZO.

Here are some othe random thoughts...

A.) Thompson is an idiot. But sure knows who to rob the cradle and I like that in a man.

B.) People in South Carolina Are Dummerer than people in the Backwoods of Arkansas .. Seriously..

C.) I thought Ron Paul made a fool of himself at one point while talking over Britt Hume when Britt Hume was trying to get him to take his foot out of his mouth.. He speaks with great concepts but VERY broad strokes.. Usually off topic and rambling.. He has some very good ideas.. I want to like this guy but... his voice and "Fred Rodgers" physique rub me the wrong way.. I do like his flat tax ideas though..

D.) Rudy Rudy Rudy.. Talks too much Bush "Tear-ah" crap. I want to like him but his Advisor (Phil Graham) thinks the election is about Iraq and "Tear-ah"..

E.) Huckabe - Lock this guy up. The guy did nothing but raise Taxes in Arkansas -AND- he's a BAPTIST MINISTER. The scripture he quotes makes me sick. He is a smart guy with a religious agenda. And Religion and Politics is NO Good...

F.) Mitt Romney - This dude reminds be of John Kerry with black hair and could pass as a Kennedy. Well other than the fact that he's a MORMON!! Plus whats with the Mass-Holes and the loons that run for president out of there?? Dukakis, Kennedy, Kerry, Romney... all losers.

So that leaves us with Sen. John McCain

He's had my vote for a while. I keep wanting to give it to Ron Paul but McCain is Money in the Bank.

He has some great ideas on the economy, a fair tax plan that I can live with and in my opinion who better to fix this Iraq BS than a decorated War Hero. They say his age makes him unelectable, I disagree. The one thing I really like about Sen. McCain is that he's a straight shooter. No BS. No lies or exadjurations. what you see is what you get. And that's what we need right know. PLUS he was on CNBC a couple nights ago and made economic sense. I also like is Regan-esque Big Military ideas (And what they will do for my Ratheon stock).


God help this country is Either of those Democratic fools are elected.
Osama Barack Obama Bin Ladin Musharif Mouhamad Ali Baba... talks like he's the Pied Piper and Mr. Hillary Sliton is a "whoare", crying & begging not to lose to a Colored Jihadist. Except when she turns on her "Soul Voice" when she speaks to Southern Baptist church groups. Note: I still wonder how much strange puss Billy would get as "First Husband".

I am also Equally Pissed Off at our Fed Chairman Ben Bernacke that did a little too little too late to ward of the recession we are now in.

~
JT Out