I wanted to take a second and thank all of you that make johnnytampa.com possible. The Four of you (Well three If I take myself out) make this Blog something worth working on. To celebrate I have decided to do some special new things on JohnnyTampa.com...
1.) I will be charging a small monthly fee of $1,000 per user. Now the more readers I get the less I will have to charge. This $1,000 will equal $4,000 a month... Sweet.
2.) Future Rebates. This is correct. If a reader can subscribe 2 friends (I did it) 3*6 = 18.. At 18 readers the monthly access fee will be reduced to only $222.22 a Month! Thats a Savings of Almost $800 a Month!!! Where else you gonna get a deal like that!
3.) Special Monthly Football Picks. $4,000 a month gets one week a month of picks.. If I was getting paid $8,000 a month I would give you 2 weeks and POSSIBLY through in EVERY OTHER Monday Night.
4.) New Feature.. Ask JohnnyTampa.. Ask anything you like. Submit questions hand written in pencil on a Double Saw Buck (Twenty Dollar Bill) inside a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope.
In the future you can expect more of the same sarcasm and maybe I will start posting more crap that pisses me off like the Baywalk Peace Parade, Omerosa from Celebrity Apprentice and why I am getting my ass handed to me by the Stock Market.
Enough... I aint getting paid for this.. But one last thing...
YANKEES BASEBALL
Attention All Red Sox Fans...
GO FUCK YOURSELF THATS RIGHT KING THE FUCKING SOX HAVE AS MUCH CHANGE THIS YEAR AS THE RAIDERS!!! JUST THE FACTS BABY..
PS: Tell Manny to take a fucking shower already!!
~~ General Johnny Tampa Over And Out!
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