Tuesday, May 26, 2009

First Post This Year

I Got Nothing. Just figured I'm make a post.

The Red Sox Suck... Thats It.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Monday, October 20, 2008

Red Sox Loss ... Blame Steven King!!

All Right Red Sox Fans, its time for you to all shut the hell up. You was spanked by the Rays and Matt Garza and David Price with the game winner from Red Sox Country's own Rocco Baldelli. So the time is now for you to shut the hell up.

Now that the Rays have beaten the Red Sox, I will tell you this. Blame Steven King. The author is simply put a RUDE ASSHOLE.

Mrs. Tampa is a big fan of this fugly monster and it just so happened he sat in our Box during Game 7 at the Trop. My wife saw him and wanted to meet him so we walked up 10 rows (he sat in seats 1-2 just like we do on the aisle) and Kim told him and I quote : "Mr King, I am a huge fan of your work, I own all your books and my favorite movie is "the shinning". it would be huge to me if I could take a picture with you".. He flat out told her her and I quote "I don't take pictures. I'm at the ballpark". Then looked away. I laughed and was happy for 2 reasons. 1.) I will save money as my wife wont but his brand of Steven King garbage ever again(Thanks Mr. Steven King you jag ov). 2.) BAD KARMA was created by the rude way he did that!! Now about 10 other people in our box came in and said he was an asshole to them also.

It's funny because Brian Knobbs "Nasty Boy" who also sat near us during this series
had no problems taking pictures with Sox fans (Even when they would throw beer and peanuts at him. Same with Dick Vitale and John Cena and Little Wayne for that matter.

Mind you all this took place about 1 hour before opening pitch so fuck Steven King and his sick mind. PS- he is easily the ugliest, gawkiest, dirtiest looking man ever.

Unfortunately, 90% of all Sox fans are Bandwaggon Jumpers that are not baseball fans. 1 of whom will actually reads this. I have season tix at Tropicana Field on the Visitors side in the field side box and have to deal with stupid, crude, rude and violent fans at every game. and will tell you this Sox fans steal the prize for Jack-Assness. Even the assholes that paid $400 a ticket to sit next to me on stub hub during Game 1 and 2.

So with that, Steven King is a mutt and the Red Sox are on a flight back to Logan. Good Riddance Jerks. But blame Steven King for his rudeness to Rays Fans and being a typical Red Sox asshole fan. Bad Karma caused the loss.

See you at World Series Game 1!!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

World Series - Sox? Red Sox Suck! Hello Rays!

Rays. That's all I need to say.

I may be a little early on this post but no freakin way the cahx are gonna come back. Not gonna happen.

PS- I have had season Tix all year and now have WS tix in prime time location down low in 119. So even if I trade the Yanks Johnny Tampa 69 for a Rays Johnny Tampa 69 That will NOT be considered a band wagon jumper.

Remember I live 5 Minutes from the Trop and go to about 60 Games a year.

PS- Anyone one want a Ticket for the WS Go to Stub Hub and grab 2 for your self at $950 each (Section 119) I will be there with the Misses Tampa.

5-0 and see yeah Latah Red Cahx.

I havent said shit all year, but you cahx fans can go Fuck Yourself and now the rays are the present and the Cahx are the Past just like the Yanks.

Those of you with your Cahx Word Series tix, send those fuckers back punks.

Later Bitches! And Fuck The Cahx
- A pissed Off Johnny Tampa

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Fox Sports Speaks....

Robert Roveta is the Man. Must buy him a drink one day.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

A thank you to Benjamin Charles



A thank you for the CondomDepot.com (The best place online to buy condoms)
Priceless is the Chugging of the Mickeys and the look on his face when he realizes that a.) Mickeys tastes awful b.) in true TV style you cant drop a burp while filling.

So here is a plug for him and maybe 5 of the readers of this blog will Show the professional pizza constructor from Waterford, CT (Incidentally the State that CondomDepot.com was Born in - Plainville, CT)a little love here is his website and thanks Brother!

JT

Friday, July 25, 2008

Yahoo Music

Never seen this before but Yahoo actually has something cool about it.. I was wondering what Jerry Yang was doing with the 1/4 Million dollars or so I give him annually. Apparently he isn't gilding Solid Gold Fortune Cookies like a thought...

This Music Video Thin on Yahoo Music is much better than the shitty Quality on You Tube.. So take that Google!