All Right Red Sox Fans, its time for you to all shut the hell up. You was spanked by the Rays and Matt Garza and David Price with the game winner from Red Sox Country's own Rocco Baldelli. So the time is now for you to shut the hell up.
Now that the Rays have beaten the Red Sox, I will tell you this. Blame Steven King. The author is simply put a RUDE ASSHOLE.
Mrs. Tampa is a big fan of this fugly monster and it just so happened he sat in our Box during Game 7 at the Trop. My wife saw him and wanted to meet him so we walked up 10 rows (he sat in seats 1-2 just like we do on the aisle) and Kim told him and I quote : "Mr King, I am a huge fan of your work, I own all your books and my favorite movie is "the shinning". it would be huge to me if I could take a picture with you".. He flat out told her her and I quote "I don't take pictures. I'm at the ballpark". Then looked away. I laughed and was happy for 2 reasons. 1.) I will save money as my wife wont but his brand of Steven King garbage ever again(Thanks Mr. Steven King you jag ov). 2.) BAD KARMA was created by the rude way he did that!! Now about 10 other people in our box came in and said he was an asshole to them also.
It's funny because Brian Knobbs "Nasty Boy" who also sat near us during this series
had no problems taking pictures with Sox fans (Even when they would throw beer and peanuts at him. Same with Dick Vitale and John Cena and Little Wayne for that matter.
Mind you all this took place about 1 hour before opening pitch so fuck Steven King and his sick mind. PS- he is easily the ugliest, gawkiest, dirtiest looking man ever.
Unfortunately, 90% of all Sox fans are Bandwaggon Jumpers that are not baseball fans. 1 of whom will actually reads this. I have season tix at Tropicana Field on the Visitors side in the field side box and have to deal with stupid, crude, rude and violent fans at every game. and will tell you this Sox fans steal the prize for Jack-Assness. Even the assholes that paid $400 a ticket to sit next to me on stub hub during Game 1 and 2.
So with that, Steven King is a mutt and the Red Sox are on a flight back to Logan. Good Riddance Jerks. But blame Steven King for his rudeness to Rays Fans and being a typical Red Sox asshole fan. Bad Karma caused the loss.
See you at World Series Game 1!!
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Monday, October 20, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
World Series - Sox? Red Sox Suck! Hello Rays!
Rays. That's all I need to say.
I may be a little early on this post but no freakin way the cahx are gonna come back. Not gonna happen.
PS- I have had season Tix all year and now have WS tix in prime time location down low in 119. So even if I trade the Yanks Johnny Tampa 69 for a Rays Johnny Tampa 69 That will NOT be considered a band wagon jumper.
Remember I live 5 Minutes from the Trop and go to about 60 Games a year.
PS- Anyone one want a Ticket for the WS Go to Stub Hub and grab 2 for your self at $950 each (Section 119) I will be there with the Misses Tampa.
5-0 and see yeah Latah Red Cahx.
I havent said shit all year, but you cahx fans can go Fuck Yourself and now the rays are the present and the Cahx are the Past just like the Yanks.
Those of you with your Cahx Word Series tix, send those fuckers back punks.
Later Bitches! And Fuck The Cahx
- A pissed Off Johnny Tampa
I may be a little early on this post but no freakin way the cahx are gonna come back. Not gonna happen.
PS- I have had season Tix all year and now have WS tix in prime time location down low in 119. So even if I trade the Yanks Johnny Tampa 69 for a Rays Johnny Tampa 69 That will NOT be considered a band wagon jumper.
Remember I live 5 Minutes from the Trop and go to about 60 Games a year.
PS- Anyone one want a Ticket for the WS Go to Stub Hub and grab 2 for your self at $950 each (Section 119) I will be there with the Misses Tampa.
5-0 and see yeah Latah Red Cahx.
I havent said shit all year, but you cahx fans can go Fuck Yourself and now the rays are the present and the Cahx are the Past just like the Yanks.
Those of you with your Cahx Word Series tix, send those fuckers back punks.
Later Bitches! And Fuck The Cahx
- A pissed Off Johnny Tampa
Friday, June 20, 2008
Jeter - Most Over Rated Player??
In response to "The King" with this bullshit...
YOU LIKE how once again. SPORTS ILLUSTRATED polled current major league players and asked them who the most OVER-RATED player is...ONCE AGAIN...VOTED MOST OVER-RATE BY HIS PEERS.. DERK JETER... JUST THE FACTS!!
This is obviously some more Red Sox fan SI reporters bullshit without any credibility other than that of the shittiest sports publication ever. Now lets be honest with ourselves here.. How credible is any sports rag that offers a Video Tape of the last championship your team won, a Mock Neck T-Shirt with SI emblazed over your left man tit and a box of Rice-a-Roni, the San Fransico Treat, with every paid subscription.
I have never received the free swag because the Magazine is so shitty I never bothered paying for it. BUT now SI and its investigative reporters like bullshit back pager Rick Riley (who knows less about sports then my Right Testicle but he is funny) polled Major Leagues and GET THIS.. Derek Jeter is MOST overrated player in Baseball.. Now lets add some credibility to this article by letting the world know that #3 on the list is the OVER-RATED 3Time MVP Alex Rodriguez.. Lets also note that another SI Poll was "Who would you build a franchise around" and Jeter was #2 behind A-Rod. Who the hell are you kidding kid? I like how that makes sense. Most Over-rated @@@BUT@@@ lets build our franchise around him. Sports Illustrated, the worst Rag ever is the only publication that can come up with such garbage content and will get subscribers. But how would they do if they stopped giving away all that free swag and toaster ovens.
NO WAY IN HELL IS JETER OVER-RATED. He is a first ballot hall of famer, is approaching Yogi Berra in World Series Rings and lets not forget 3,000 hits (Maybe 4,000 when he retires), and is in the all time offensive leaders in batting for a franchise that includes DiMaggio, Mantle, Gehrig, Ruth and even Alvaro Espinosa.
And as anyone who watches EVERY Yankee baseball game knows that there is NO ONE in the majors that heas EVER been as clutch as Jeter when a game is on the line. No One in baseball that makes the little hustle plays that do not show up in a score card. NO ONE in baseball that can go the other way with a pitch to pick up a guy from 1st. NO ONE in baseball that can make that patented Jeter throw going toward third and throwing a strike to get a guy out.
But that is what happened to baseball. If you cant blast 30HR a year you have to be overrated but you're still the guy everyone wants to build a franchise around...
I think the most over rated player is Jason Veritek.
Mostly because he sports a "C" on his uniform (This isn't hockey Ass Holes). The C probably stands for "Cock" Or "Cum". Honestly what ever the Nation thinks it means in baseball, wearing it is gayer than Harvey Firestein.
AND THATS PRETTY FUCKIN GAY.
~ Johnny Tampa Out Bitches
YOU LIKE how once again. SPORTS ILLUSTRATED polled current major league players and asked them who the most OVER-RATED player is...ONCE AGAIN...VOTED MOST OVER-RATE BY HIS PEERS.. DERK JETER... JUST THE FACTS!!
This is obviously some more Red Sox fan SI reporters bullshit without any credibility other than that of the shittiest sports publication ever. Now lets be honest with ourselves here.. How credible is any sports rag that offers a Video Tape of the last championship your team won, a Mock Neck T-Shirt with SI emblazed over your left man tit and a box of Rice-a-Roni, the San Fransico Treat, with every paid subscription.
I have never received the free swag because the Magazine is so shitty I never bothered paying for it. BUT now SI and its investigative reporters like bullshit back pager Rick Riley (who knows less about sports then my Right Testicle but he is funny) polled Major Leagues and GET THIS.. Derek Jeter is MOST overrated player in Baseball.. Now lets add some credibility to this article by letting the world know that #3 on the list is the OVER-RATED 3Time MVP Alex Rodriguez.. Lets also note that another SI Poll was "Who would you build a franchise around" and Jeter was #2 behind A-Rod. Who the hell are you kidding kid? I like how that makes sense. Most Over-rated @@@BUT@@@ lets build our franchise around him. Sports Illustrated, the worst Rag ever is the only publication that can come up with such garbage content and will get subscribers. But how would they do if they stopped giving away all that free swag and toaster ovens.
NO WAY IN HELL IS JETER OVER-RATED. He is a first ballot hall of famer, is approaching Yogi Berra in World Series Rings and lets not forget 3,000 hits (Maybe 4,000 when he retires), and is in the all time offensive leaders in batting for a franchise that includes DiMaggio, Mantle, Gehrig, Ruth and even Alvaro Espinosa.
And as anyone who watches EVERY Yankee baseball game knows that there is NO ONE in the majors that heas EVER been as clutch as Jeter when a game is on the line. No One in baseball that makes the little hustle plays that do not show up in a score card. NO ONE in baseball that can go the other way with a pitch to pick up a guy from 1st. NO ONE in baseball that can make that patented Jeter throw going toward third and throwing a strike to get a guy out.
But that is what happened to baseball. If you cant blast 30HR a year you have to be overrated but you're still the guy everyone wants to build a franchise around...
I think the most over rated player is Jason Veritek.
Mostly because he sports a "C" on his uniform (This isn't hockey Ass Holes). The C probably stands for "Cock" Or "Cum". Honestly what ever the Nation thinks it means in baseball, wearing it is gayer than Harvey Firestein.
AND THATS PRETTY FUCKIN GAY.
~ Johnny Tampa Out Bitches
Thursday, June 19, 2008
MLB All Star Game 2008 - Yankee Stadium
Someone please explain to me how come this years All Star game is not loaded with Yankee players? How can it be that the American League Team
(WOW Carl Crawford just blasted a Grand Slam against the Cubs in the b7 and now BJ upton just hit a Stand Up Triple WHAT AN EXCITING TEAM!!! Now I am pissed I gave up my tickets for tonights game!!! I cant even type as Hinske just drove in Upton with a double! Three minutes ago the Rays were losing 3-1 now its 3-7)...
OK so
(Hinske steals third)
I do not understand how the club with the highest attendance in the American League averaging around 50k per game can not have voted in Giambi at first, Damon to Outfield
(Longoria Sac Fly Hinske Scores 3-8 can you say S-W-E-E-P )
And Posada to catch... Lets be honest here, Giambi has turned his season around and should be ahead of the crappy Youkalis.
(Jesus... Floyd now with a double.)
And Damon is just behind A-Rod as League Leader in Average and is hotter than liquid glass. And Posada is arguably the best catcher in baseball. At least out of the manly ones that don't wear a Hockey C on there chest.
So in a nutshell here is my All Star Picks (And Yes I voted 25 Times As Allowed)
1st - J. Giambi, NYY
2nd - A. Iwamura, TB
SS - J. Bartlett, TB (Jeter is already a lock so why waste a vote)
3rd - A Rod
Out Field - J. Hamilton - J. Damon - C. Crawford
Catcher - Posada
I picked no-one for the NL because honestly I have no clue who 50% of these guys are...
So bottom Line. Why are the Yank Fans at the Stadium not Voting?? I did and it would only be right that the GREATEST STADIUM IN ALL SPORTS. THE ONLY ONE WITH HISTORY THAT INCLUDES, MANTLE, GEHRIG, DiMAGGIO, RUTH, RIZZUTO, JACKSON, FORD, BERRA, STENGEL, AND EVEN MEL ALLEN should be closed by fielding Yank players.
And one can only hope that the normally classless Terry Francona would have Mariano Rivera be the AL starter for this game and have him pitch 1 inning. This would be the way this game should be played and the best Closer Ever should be the one to throw that first inning.
Well lets see if those Yanks fans will get it done by Jul 2nds deadline. They have 7 Home Games @50,000 Average thats 350,000 votes for the guys above minn. Get Out an Vote!!
(WOW Carl Crawford just blasted a Grand Slam against the Cubs in the b7 and now BJ upton just hit a Stand Up Triple WHAT AN EXCITING TEAM!!! Now I am pissed I gave up my tickets for tonights game!!! I cant even type as Hinske just drove in Upton with a double! Three minutes ago the Rays were losing 3-1 now its 3-7)...
OK so
(Hinske steals third)
I do not understand how the club with the highest attendance in the American League averaging around 50k per game can not have voted in Giambi at first, Damon to Outfield
(Longoria Sac Fly Hinske Scores 3-8 can you say S-W-E-E-P )
And Posada to catch... Lets be honest here, Giambi has turned his season around and should be ahead of the crappy Youkalis.
(Jesus... Floyd now with a double.)
And Damon is just behind A-Rod as League Leader in Average and is hotter than liquid glass. And Posada is arguably the best catcher in baseball. At least out of the manly ones that don't wear a Hockey C on there chest.
So in a nutshell here is my All Star Picks (And Yes I voted 25 Times As Allowed)
1st - J. Giambi, NYY
2nd - A. Iwamura, TB
SS - J. Bartlett, TB (Jeter is already a lock so why waste a vote)
3rd - A Rod
Out Field - J. Hamilton - J. Damon - C. Crawford
Catcher - Posada
I picked no-one for the NL because honestly I have no clue who 50% of these guys are...
So bottom Line. Why are the Yank Fans at the Stadium not Voting?? I did and it would only be right that the GREATEST STADIUM IN ALL SPORTS. THE ONLY ONE WITH HISTORY THAT INCLUDES, MANTLE, GEHRIG, DiMAGGIO, RUTH, RIZZUTO, JACKSON, FORD, BERRA, STENGEL, AND EVEN MEL ALLEN should be closed by fielding Yank players.
And one can only hope that the normally classless Terry Francona would have Mariano Rivera be the AL starter for this game and have him pitch 1 inning. This would be the way this game should be played and the best Closer Ever should be the one to throw that first inning.
Well lets see if those Yanks fans will get it done by Jul 2nds deadline. They have 7 Home Games @50,000 Average thats 350,000 votes for the guys above minn. Get Out an Vote!!
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