All Right Red Sox Fans, its time for you to all shut the hell up. You was spanked by the Rays and Matt Garza and David Price with the game winner from Red Sox Country's own Rocco Baldelli. So the time is now for you to shut the hell up.
Now that the Rays have beaten the Red Sox, I will tell you this. Blame Steven King. The author is simply put a RUDE ASSHOLE.
Mrs. Tampa is a big fan of this fugly monster and it just so happened he sat in our Box during Game 7 at the Trop. My wife saw him and wanted to meet him so we walked up 10 rows (he sat in seats 1-2 just like we do on the aisle) and Kim told him and I quote : "Mr King, I am a huge fan of your work, I own all your books and my favorite movie is "the shinning". it would be huge to me if I could take a picture with you".. He flat out told her her and I quote "I don't take pictures. I'm at the ballpark". Then looked away. I laughed and was happy for 2 reasons. 1.) I will save money as my wife wont but his brand of Steven King garbage ever again(Thanks Mr. Steven King you jag ov). 2.) BAD KARMA was created by the rude way he did that!! Now about 10 other people in our box came in and said he was an asshole to them also.
It's funny because Brian Knobbs "Nasty Boy" who also sat near us during this series
had no problems taking pictures with Sox fans (Even when they would throw beer and peanuts at him. Same with Dick Vitale and John Cena and Little Wayne for that matter.
Mind you all this took place about 1 hour before opening pitch so fuck Steven King and his sick mind. PS- he is easily the ugliest, gawkiest, dirtiest looking man ever.
Unfortunately, 90% of all Sox fans are Bandwaggon Jumpers that are not baseball fans. 1 of whom will actually reads this. I have season tix at Tropicana Field on the Visitors side in the field side box and have to deal with stupid, crude, rude and violent fans at every game. and will tell you this Sox fans steal the prize for Jack-Assness. Even the assholes that paid $400 a ticket to sit next to me on stub hub during Game 1 and 2.
So with that, Steven King is a mutt and the Red Sox are on a flight back to Logan. Good Riddance Jerks. But blame Steven King for his rudeness to Rays Fans and being a typical Red Sox asshole fan. Bad Karma caused the loss.
See you at World Series Game 1!!
Monday, October 20, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
World Series - Sox? Red Sox Suck! Hello Rays!
Rays. That's all I need to say.
I may be a little early on this post but no freakin way the cahx are gonna come back. Not gonna happen.
PS- I have had season Tix all year and now have WS tix in prime time location down low in 119. So even if I trade the Yanks Johnny Tampa 69 for a Rays Johnny Tampa 69 That will NOT be considered a band wagon jumper.
Remember I live 5 Minutes from the Trop and go to about 60 Games a year.
PS- Anyone one want a Ticket for the WS Go to Stub Hub and grab 2 for your self at $950 each (Section 119) I will be there with the Misses Tampa.
5-0 and see yeah Latah Red Cahx.
I havent said shit all year, but you cahx fans can go Fuck Yourself and now the rays are the present and the Cahx are the Past just like the Yanks.
Those of you with your Cahx Word Series tix, send those fuckers back punks.
Later Bitches! And Fuck The Cahx
- A pissed Off Johnny Tampa
I may be a little early on this post but no freakin way the cahx are gonna come back. Not gonna happen.
PS- I have had season Tix all year and now have WS tix in prime time location down low in 119. So even if I trade the Yanks Johnny Tampa 69 for a Rays Johnny Tampa 69 That will NOT be considered a band wagon jumper.
Remember I live 5 Minutes from the Trop and go to about 60 Games a year.
PS- Anyone one want a Ticket for the WS Go to Stub Hub and grab 2 for your self at $950 each (Section 119) I will be there with the Misses Tampa.
5-0 and see yeah Latah Red Cahx.
I havent said shit all year, but you cahx fans can go Fuck Yourself and now the rays are the present and the Cahx are the Past just like the Yanks.
Those of you with your Cahx Word Series tix, send those fuckers back punks.
Later Bitches! And Fuck The Cahx
- A pissed Off Johnny Tampa
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
A thank you to Benjamin Charles
A thank you for the CondomDepot.com (The best place online to buy condoms)
Priceless is the Chugging of the Mickeys and the look on his face when he realizes that a.) Mickeys tastes awful b.) in true TV style you cant drop a burp while filling.
So here is a plug for him and maybe 5 of the readers of this blog will Show the professional pizza constructor from Waterford, CT (Incidentally the State that CondomDepot.com was Born in - Plainville, CT)a little love here is his website and thanks Brother!
JT
Friday, July 25, 2008
Yahoo Music
Never seen this before but Yahoo actually has something cool about it.. I was wondering what Jerry Yang was doing with the 1/4 Million dollars or so I give him annually. Apparently he isn't gilding Solid Gold Fortune Cookies like a thought...
This Music Video Thin on Yahoo Music is much better than the shitty Quality on You Tube.. So take that Google!
This Music Video Thin on Yahoo Music is much better than the shitty Quality on You Tube.. So take that Google!
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
T. Boone Pickens Plan for Wind Power
Anyone that thinks the energy situation in this country (And Across the World For That Mater) is no big deal or bitches that gas prices are too high should read little about the T. Boone Pickens plan for energy. Boone Pickens (Better known as the BP behind the BP gas stations) is out with his plan for saving the country and just did a spot on CNBC. Here is the just of what he says...
When asked why he is "lobbying" Washington (being that he is all about the money)...
"I'm not doing this for the money. I have plenty of money! I'm an American and I'm worried about my country."
He continued..
"70% of our oil is imported at a cost of $700 Billion a year, and its killing our economy."
Then explained his partial solution..
"38% of our fuel consumption is in government fleets and delivery trucks" and T. Boone wants the government to mandate that these fleets switch to natural gas. That will save the country $300 Billion a year and cut our dependency by 40%.
Then added..
"We are going to break our selfs on energy. At which point the candidates would not need to bother talking about Medicare or education because the country will have no money to spend on either."
My solution is a little simpler... Raise gas prices to $10 a gallon for UNLEADED GASOLINE. You will see that people will start to use Public Transportation or maybe ride a bike or walk (I'm as guilty as anyone on the gas thing). People will stop buying it and the towel heads will have to lower its price. PERIOD. remember its supply and demand. If you raise the price to $5 a gallon and people still waste it (like they are doing) that means you need to raise it to $10!
Boone Pickens is a genius when it comes to oil and energy all together and he reminds me of Ross Perot. I's like to see him run for president because these politicians are all jack-asses and its time for a Business Man to run this country like a business. Firing half the government would be a good start!
Here is Boones website he's been pushing all over TV:
www.Pickensplan.com
Here is some of his plan.. If you do not understand the Oil/Energy situation that we are in our if you do not understand why we we pay so much for gas .. Watch these educational videos (Video 2 is a great teaching tool that Osamma my Mamma should watch.. You Gotta Love This Guy!
PART 1
PART 2
PART 3
PART 4
PART 5
So in closing... Boone put on a clinic earlier this month on Squak Box CNBC. If you watch this whole series (all hour worth) you will be an Energy/Oil Expert. This man is the smartest out there..
When asked why he is "lobbying" Washington (being that he is all about the money)...
"I'm not doing this for the money. I have plenty of money! I'm an American and I'm worried about my country."
He continued..
"70% of our oil is imported at a cost of $700 Billion a year, and its killing our economy."
Then explained his partial solution..
"38% of our fuel consumption is in government fleets and delivery trucks" and T. Boone wants the government to mandate that these fleets switch to natural gas. That will save the country $300 Billion a year and cut our dependency by 40%.
Then added..
"We are going to break our selfs on energy. At which point the candidates would not need to bother talking about Medicare or education because the country will have no money to spend on either."
My solution is a little simpler... Raise gas prices to $10 a gallon for UNLEADED GASOLINE. You will see that people will start to use Public Transportation or maybe ride a bike or walk (I'm as guilty as anyone on the gas thing). People will stop buying it and the towel heads will have to lower its price. PERIOD. remember its supply and demand. If you raise the price to $5 a gallon and people still waste it (like they are doing) that means you need to raise it to $10!
Boone Pickens is a genius when it comes to oil and energy all together and he reminds me of Ross Perot. I's like to see him run for president because these politicians are all jack-asses and its time for a Business Man to run this country like a business. Firing half the government would be a good start!
Here is Boones website he's been pushing all over TV:
www.Pickensplan.com
Here is some of his plan.. If you do not understand the Oil/Energy situation that we are in our if you do not understand why we we pay so much for gas .. Watch these educational videos (Video 2 is a great teaching tool that Osamma my Mamma should watch.. You Gotta Love This Guy!
PART 1
PART 2
PART 3
PART 4
PART 5
So in closing... Boone put on a clinic earlier this month on Squak Box CNBC. If you watch this whole series (all hour worth) you will be an Energy/Oil Expert. This man is the smartest out there..
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Bobby Murcer - Yankee for Life
What a sad day for baseball fans everywhere. Yesterday one of the greatest Yankee players passed away of brain cancer. True Murcer did not have the numbers of say Mantle or DiMaggio, but his mark on Yankee fans everywhere was just as powerful.
I was too young to have seen him play but Bobby was the TV guy we watched when I was a kid watching Yankee Games. Him and Rizzuto. What great memories. I still remember Bobby taking off Rizzuto's hat and playing with his hair on air in the broadcast booth. I wish I can find only find that clip...
Watching him during the old timers game showing off his Temporary Tats (The Superman Logo / Barbwire) flexing his biceps to Jason Giambi.
And the Game winning HR Giambi hit and the call From Bobby with his slurred speech was another one of those memories that I will never forget.
And although I didn't see it, The memorable 5RBI (the only runs scored in the game) he put up after the death of his best friend Thurman Munson was one of the most underrated feats mentioned that has happened in baseball..
It wasn't until he left the booth for treatment that you realized how much you liked him as a broadcaster.. And then when he came back! Thank god! Boy did I miss listening to his perspective! Hes cured! Bobby's Back!
For true Yankee fans the passing of this great Yankee will be one of those "I remember where I was when Kennedy was assassinated" type of moments.
I am watching YES as I type this and how many people they have on talking about Bobby. And one thing is for sure.... He was a great guy that everyone loved and many people looked at Bobby as their hero. Truly a sad day... Specially on the eve of the All Star Game at Yankee Stadium.
I was too young to have seen him play but Bobby was the TV guy we watched when I was a kid watching Yankee Games. Him and Rizzuto. What great memories. I still remember Bobby taking off Rizzuto's hat and playing with his hair on air in the broadcast booth. I wish I can find only find that clip...
Watching him during the old timers game showing off his Temporary Tats (The Superman Logo / Barbwire) flexing his biceps to Jason Giambi.
And the Game winning HR Giambi hit and the call From Bobby with his slurred speech was another one of those memories that I will never forget.
And although I didn't see it, The memorable 5RBI (the only runs scored in the game) he put up after the death of his best friend Thurman Munson was one of the most underrated feats mentioned that has happened in baseball..
It wasn't until he left the booth for treatment that you realized how much you liked him as a broadcaster.. And then when he came back! Thank god! Boy did I miss listening to his perspective! Hes cured! Bobby's Back!
For true Yankee fans the passing of this great Yankee will be one of those "I remember where I was when Kennedy was assassinated" type of moments.
I am watching YES as I type this and how many people they have on talking about Bobby. And one thing is for sure.... He was a great guy that everyone loved and many people looked at Bobby as their hero. Truly a sad day... Specially on the eve of the All Star Game at Yankee Stadium.
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