Whatever you may think of Trojan Condoms, one thing is for sure, they are America's Most Trusted Brand. Now time to take the salesman Hat off and get down to the truth...
Trojan Condoms are Garbage. They are thick feeling (Almost like a raincoat), they smell like burnt latex shit, our customers complain that they Break (probably due to improper use) and they are not the choice of the Condom Man himself.
I have tried every one and trust me, my nightstand has none. Why? Because they suck.
So why are they the number one condom in America? Well because the makers of Trojan like to pay for shelf space at your favorite Wal-Mart and CVS, Target, Walgreens Etc. No other reason. They pay those stores stupid money to buy an end cap or the best placement, most viewed shelf in the Condom Aisle. So they are only number one because of that reason and no other. At our store they are the 5th or 6th most popular... That's saying something..
`Johnny Tampa Out
Monday, December 22, 2008
Large Condoms
Large Condoms come in may shapes and textures. Some Lubricated and some not lubricated. Whether you are looking for ones with Extra Headroom or ones that are Larger from top to bottom, we have all of the ones available on the market.
From Trojan Magnums (The standard Large Condom) to The Trustex Extra Large (The most sensitive larger sized condom), to ones that are stupid huge like the NaturalLamb (Made out of the Large Intestine of a dead sheep, yeah that's right)The Condom Depot has got which ever one you could possibly need or want.
All of that and with Great prices and free shipping. Check them out and order up some..
From Trojan Magnums (The standard Large Condom) to The Trustex Extra Large (The most sensitive larger sized condom), to ones that are stupid huge like the NaturalLamb (Made out of the Large Intestine of a dead sheep, yeah that's right)The Condom Depot has got which ever one you could possibly need or want.
All of that and with Great prices and free shipping. Check them out and order up some..
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